when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man
fat pigeons make me so irrationally angry. how do they fly. why are they fat. can they even read
today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.
in skyrim you can ride a bee
in real life you can ride a bee
dont do this here
i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field
some poeple can tal k a lot and they not anoying some other people they talk one word i’m: you’re out