codeinewarrior:

*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato

"sir we don’t serve that"

don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram


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rabioheab:

want to get out of having to do your homework? try chopping both your arms off. in class the next day when the teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework simply say “i don’t have any fucking arms”


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Elphaba: That's the girl he chose...and heaven knows...
Elphaba: I tried...don't let them in don't let them see...
Director: No, no wrong song! Let's just start the scene over!
Elphaba: Am I always starting over? In a brand new-
Director: No! You know what? Let's just take-
Elphaba: ME FOR WHAT I AMMM

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lmaoalien:

plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view


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dscourage:

the problem with me is that i care too much about what others think of me & it literally kills me 


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megacharizardxxx:

"why am i so cold?" i ask myself as i continue to drink cold beverages


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idioticteen:

*trys to hit high note of favorite song*

image


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plaid-monkey:

You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…

is this animal crossing


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dankotaxvx:

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later


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thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have


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